This is the bathroom. This is where you can put your coat. Here’s the bedroom.
Produce an apartment audio guide so you wouldn’t need to waste time giving the same tired old tour when new friends come over. Discreetly lead guests to things that you want to show them instead of waiting for them to notice your interesting belongings. Note: have your audio tours narrated by Sir Ian McKellan or Sir Patrick Stewart or your roommate. Each track would correlate with a numbered sticker marking a point of interest. Also, there could be a brochure.