During the month of November many men sprout mustaches to raise awareness for men’s health issues in a month-long charity event known as Movember. It is a brilliant concept but what about the people who are eager to be directly involved but can’t grow facial hair — like [most] women, children and me? What about us?

Establish a charity event where people grow unibrows during the entire month of February. The event would be called FeBROWary and could be used to raise funds and awareness for a disease that affects both sexes – a unisex disease. Each participant would act as an ambassador for the charity while sporting a home-grown fuzzy caterpillar below their forehead.

Potential mono-brow celebrity spokespeople: Susan Boyle, Noel or Liam Gallagher, Frida Kahlo (maybe resurrected in a tasteful CG animation) and Bert.